Upholding its ultimate mission to be of service to mankind, DEAL announces a one-of-a-kind promotion. For the cheapest air fares of only P44.00, travelers who want to End their existence can avail of the heavenly offer sans advance booking and additional fees.
To signify the four-letter acronym (DEAL) of the airline, promo package includes;
* flight scheduled on the 4th day & month Pacific Time.
* four hours after take-off aircraft explodes at an elevation of 40000 feet above ground level.
Grab this once in a lifetime chance! Free your loved ones the burden of cremation or funeral costs. Don't prolong their grief by the presence of your body lay in a coffin. Most importantly, all your unbearable sufferings are finally put to a halt.
(Note: This is a fictional story; the portraits used are for visual purposes only.)